ProbablyJustTrolling

While I am not the Genghis Khan of poon, I have discovered a few universal truths. Among many things, women love wounded birds. Vulnerable men are approachable and they pity them. But this alone is not enough.

I would tell you to milk your vulnerabilities, but you're in a wheelchair, that's done for you (not an insult). They've opened up their hearts to you before you make eye contact. And since you're a good looking dude with a bomb-ass name, they're gonna find you cute. NOW you need to be approachable and identifiable.

People don't approach the handicapped because they don't want to make them uncomfortable by appearing to give them unwarranted attention. You need to show that you are above your insecurities (as I assume you are, posting a picture of yourself in your chair on a popular website showing your face). I met a guy once who tricked out his chair with spinners and LED underglow lights, it was awesome. Don't try to blend in and act normal, because with all due respect, you aren't. Get yourself out there and disarm people with your charm. Get on the dance floor and bust a wheelie and wave around some glowsticks.

Now that you are vulnerable, cute and approachable, you need to be sexy. This one is easy at this point. Turn the conversation towards sexuality using humor. "I can't feel it, but i'm 75% sure you're giving me wood." Definitely somehow work it into conversation that you CAN achieve an erection. The fast lane approach will work for you since you have them so off-guard that it won't seem creepy.

Poke fun at them, make fun of yourself. Use your disability but don't make it a major part of the conversation. "You are not your fucking wheelchair." -- Tyler Durden

Dude, you could get mad pussy. Imean that, I'm not a liar nor am I empathetic. I wouldn't say I'm jealous of you but still, mad pussy.