PorridgeEnema

If someone tried to hand you a crappy bowl of potato salad, would you slap it out of their hands shouting, "don't you know who I am?!"

Dude... Do an AMA. I have so many poop squishing related questions.

How does it feel that you are more positively received here on /r/Iama than some celebrities?

Would you be OK with me addressing you as Mojo Jo Jo?

How delicious was the Eggs Woodhouse?