PorkRindSalad

Like Hot Ones but with increasing levels of drugs.

What's this about a drop of water? I'm not a scotch drinker so I'm asking as a voyeur.

I don't think your phone's GPS will work inside a trunk. I sometimes have to hold mine out the window, wave it around, and curse vigorously to get it to connect

when the Web was good and pure.

Is that back in the coffee pot webcam days? I don't think it's seen that kind of innocence since.

Father Bobby : I'm telling you as a witness... and as a priest. We were at the game.

Michael : Yes, as a priest, and a priest wouldn't lie? Am I right?

Father Bobby : A priest with ticket stubs wouldn't need to lie. I always keep the stubs. Do you want to see them?

Michael : Why is that, Father? Why do you keep the stubs?

Father Bobby : Because you never know when someone might want more than your word.