PorchHonky

You see a titty?

Ah, sux bro. Sorry you wasted your time.

Hi Derek! Have you ever had to scrap footage because someone could just keep drinking and drinking and yet remain lucid and by all appearances sober?

Too true, my friend. If I were stranded on a deserted island with a fat guy, I’d have to ask myself: should I keep him around to titty fuck, or should I eat him? It all comes down to your personal priorities I guess.

Ugh. With my luck it would be a husky Merman, and I would have to go through the whole dilemma yet again! Oh, well, I guess it like Boethius said; circles within circles. The Wheel of Fortune is a divine cycle out of our control.