PoopIsAlwaysSunny

The only question half of us came here for and no answer.

She could say “the angles wouldn’t work” and we’d all be fine with that response, but noooo

It would not be a good time. As I’ve had to tell many girlfriends in the shower: water is not a lubricant

As someone who has been in bars, there’s a few things. As he said, step one is a man on the door to keep troublemakers out.

Step two is to not overserve. This is tricky because some people are slurring after two drinks but trouble til ten, while others are the opposite.

Also, telling people they’re cut off is often more trouble than it’s worth, and just never taking their order is usually the easiest solution.

But when it’s time to get someone out the door, and being friendly isn’t working? You gather a few employees and often wave over a couple of friendly regulars to come stand behind you. The more bodies the better, because even big, tough, shitfaced dudes think twice about getting physical when they see half a dozen men ready to pick them up and literally throw them out

Regulars will usually help out because they’re already getting a free pint, but yeah a round of shots after a successful removal is pretty common.

Many relative to the number of I’ve dated. Not many relative to the number of women in the world