Poondoggie

Dodd-Frank (a law unfortunately passed after Mr. Menendez blew the whistle on Halliburton) has something like that.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10000872396390444017504577645412614237708

Thanks to /u/HobieCat89 for the article link.

He used the foundation to pay his son's $7 Boy Scouts fee.

What are you going to choose to believe, the word of an inconsistent liar or the facts in front of your face?

Don't ever change.

What's it like being a private dick?

I think that's a reasonable point of view, but it means that every other Justice on the Court is lying (or deluded) when they say their opinions are sometimes swayed by oral arguments. I don't buy it.