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Poobeard766 karma

Hi Kai,

I’m a big fan of your work.

My question is this:

Who do you think would win in a fight: One 20-foot-tall Chairman Mao or 20 1-foot-tall Donald Trumps?

Poobeard764 karma

Who do you think would win in a fight in a salt water swimming pool: One 20-foot-tall Donald Trump with a golf club vs 20 one-foot-long hammerhead sharks?

Poobeard763 karma

You’re just being diplomatic. We all know the 20 Audies would beat Steve down.

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Who do you think would win in a fight? One 20-foot-tall Steve Inskeep vs. 20 1-foot-tall Audie Cornishes?

Poobeard761 karma

You see, that’s exactly what I was thinking. Because Trump might be strong for three or four swings, but no way he has the cardio to club all of the mini-Hitlers before collapsing.