Polite_Tits_Request

Hello, Veronica.

I must admit I have limited exposure to you as a web personality although I did catch the picture that was floating around on reddit that featured you with a "perv" sign. I thought it was very funny. I ended up looking up clips of you on YouTube just to see who you are and what you do, and I find you to be quite charming. I really think you have a personality that's very well catered to the internet medium.

As I'm sure you know, the internet can be a hostile environment for women. I hypothesize that there are at least a few reasons for this, including but not limited to the use of anonymity to weaken social inhibitions and the heightened sense of awareness that comes with using personal media which enhances the attractiveness of the person on the screen.

Then there is the fact sadly, many people who are on the internet suffer from social issues outside of the internet. The internet is refuge for these people to try to satisfy their social needs without so much of a fear of social rejection. But out of this paradigm comes an additional problem. Recluses like these lack the opportunity to form relationships and are therefore generally very sexually frustrated. I believe this is what causes the enormous amount of requests via the internet for others to somehow satisfy their sexual needs. Although often times these are cases of sexual objectification on the part of the internet recluse, there are also cases where this isn't the case.

There are people out there who have the utmost respect for all people, including women, and respect both their minds and bodies simultaneously. Their requests for the satisfaction of their sexual needs, usually in the form of sexually explicit pictures, is motivated by the hope that the requestee will oblige because it will bring the requester pleasure and nothing else. It is by no means meant to diminish the identity of the requestee in any way, shape or form.

Receiving sexually explicit pictures can be the only source of hope, pleasure, and acceptance for these people. They have no ability to experience this type of thing outside of it. So I ask you Veronica, as an attractive person who could possibly bring pleasure to those who really need it, would you consider publishing a picture of yourself with your breasts exposed? It would mean the world to many people, and I think you would enjoy that you could bring that much joy to the world.

Ha. In all seriousness, everything but the last two sentences was purposefully real just so I could lead up to the last two in the right context as part of the joke.

So thank you for saying you were with me for everything else. I really appreciate that and the fact that you took the time to read it. I hereby renounce the last two sentences :)

(I never wanted you to do it anyway, I swear)