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I'm happy, i eat healthy food, i am always on my feet.

That's funny, every time I see you, you are on your back, on your tummy, on your knees..... I never see you on your feet.

Is Sackoff really your last name? (PS Miss you in Longmire)

a national TV reporter walked up to me when I was walking with a candle, put a camera in my face and without introducing herself, asked me if I had anything I wanted to tell the world.

I muttered something but I don't remember what. Afterwards I told her that I was a journalist

I would have said go fuck yourself Anderson.

Yep.… When you don't have to work 40+ hours a week to pay for your mortgage, plus help the wife, plus take care of the kids, it's actually pretty easy to get into great shape.

Hi Omar. How would you feel about being the assistant head coach for the Pittsburg Steelers? Also, Brady or Roethlisberger?