Placenta_Claus

Life.. uh.. finds a wave.

Edit: how appropriate that I get gilded in Mr. Goldblum's thread

600 word-count sheets..

I'm partially deaf, and a somewhat proficient lip reader. In my opinion, he said "Sit your punk ass down.". This is not guaranteed to be accurate.

Mehst Virginia. Nobody ever remembers us :(

I'd put money on Sasha Grey. That anal porn has got to take a toll on rectal integrity. Farts probably slip out all the time.