Pixeleyes

"I know."

"No ticket."

"I hate snakes."

"I didn't kill my wife."

"GET OFF MY PLANE!"

"Never tell me the odds."

The man is a genius at delivering concise, aloof lines.

I'll take two.

^{please don't kill me}

Golf is for older men who have married, had kids, started a business, built an empire and thought "Man, that shit was just too easy."

He thinks about Frank and Artemis bleaching each other's assholes.

I hate living in a reality where George Harrison didn't just have 4.5 million dollars, like in a bucket or comically oversized bottle somewhere. How was this allowed to happen?