PirateNinjaa

good video on why not to ever talk to cops http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

TL;DR: it's not going to keep you from getting arrested, and can hurt you in many ways, like you can get hosed if they don't remember the question they asked you correctly. Also never open your door if police knock, same deal.

Ocean burial seems most logical. Good for the environment, doesn't take up permanent real estate. A molecule of me will be in every glass of water on earth eventually

I say fuck it, bring on the self driving cars, just make humans driving illegal, then nobody cares if you're drunk, high, tired, or distracted. Last 2 are also difficult to test for and just as dangerous as drunks.

Now I want to transplant my head on to a female Olympic volleyball players body.

100 trees per video earth would be fucked.