PirateMud

Thanks dude, you're real. History checks out and everything. Thanks for the integrity you showed out there, now I'd like it if you could also apply that to your knowledge of my real name :p

Ok, it's an AMA...

Did you have any sort of hunch that your brothers were going to do anything like that, any... well, I guess, any sign that they'd be corrupted by the power they had in that situation?

Also, on a less morbid topic, what is your favourite memory from serving in the military?

I went to Ikea once. Just once. They had a table called Dave. Seriously. A table. Called Dave. I really can't articulate how massively my mind trips over that thought. It's just... Dave.

Well that was better than expected.

How did you get that backwards N in the days before you could simply google 'Backwards N'?

I'd like to buy an entire ikea and live in a different 'room' every night. Or to become homeless and hide in there until after closing time, then sleep in a bed.

Edit: I don't mean I'd choose to become homeless, but if circumstances resulted in that I would live in an ikea.