Picklestasteg00d

Thank you for doing this AMA.

Question one: Will you melt the ice on Greenland and put it on Iceland, so that the countries live up to their names?

Two: What's your favorite letter? I assume it's R.

Three, an actual question: How did the Panama Papers scandal affect the Pirate Party poll percentages (tongue twister right there)? Did it lower or raise the amount of votes for the Pirate Party?

Thanks.

Now I'm just imagining a sudden shitsplosion in the back of a truck that splattered all over everyone's packages.

Stool? Please tell me you mean a backless chair...

Have you ever broken something fragile? Have you ever dropped a really heavy package? Have you ever drank on the job?