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PhoenixTwonkie250 karma

I'm pretty sure embalming the body before the autopsy would completely defeat the point of an autopsy.

PhoenixTwonkie139 karma

So you're saying that if you don't give attention seeking whores attention they won't go away? Seems like the better option isn't to just give the debaucherous whore attention anyway.

PhoenixTwonkie108 karma

You're compacting the crap out of your soil. You will need to power core areate your lawn at least once during the growing season with as many extra passes you make on that deere. Just food for thought.

PhoenixTwonkie71 karma

As a combat veteran, I imagine losing friends and colleagues in such a manner to be much worse than the loss I've experienced in firefights. To witness such a horrible death must be so depressing, demoralizing and outright terrifying. These people are saints.

PhoenixTwonkie30 karma

You'd be surprised how far you can get by just knowing the right person.