PhiladelphiaEagles

I saw Evan Mathis drink five beers in 1:42 last summer, and he has video proof. Annoy him until he posts.

Everybody knows it's going to be Alex Fucking Henery. He's a god among men.

1. What did we go after that? And the team I left went what?

2. I've never intercepted Nick Foles.

3. We lost.

Doesn't the internet know it's Nick Foles?

"I do not condone this reply." -- Evan Mathis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTiFRa70m48