Phiau

This needs to be higher.

I've been through some bad bouts of depression, and it's the few people that do this, or like OPs dad throwing him a surreptitious $20 every now and then, that end up being your only remaining link with normality.

This is possibly the most American thing I have read this year.

We have guns and donuts at the same counter... But mostly we sell paint.

The guns aren't even the main item, they're just an incidental.