PersistantRash

are you legally allowed to disclose the names of the two dirt eating shit-mongrels who did this to you over a 30$ VHS (retail when it was new) instead of just calling you up on the phone and sorting it out properly like adults?

Have you considered writing them a letter detailing your imprisonment and ending it with the line, "I hope it was worth the 90$ you inhuman scumbags"

Fuck them. Being old is no excuse for sending someone to jail over a 30$ VHS tape. Fucking animals.

I'm old, I'd just use your membership info and ask you for the 30$ not send you to jail and charge you 3x restitution. Considering I've had Blockbuster be convinced I rented a whole stack of movies I never did, only to discover later they had put me and a different guy on the same card number and account, because of our identical names. The kind of shitshows rental stores run should never have been enough proof to actually convict you of anything.

I knew a woman from out east who has that. They only discovered it after she failed a paternity test for her own baby (routine at some hospitals after a spate of baby mix ups in the 80s). Then they tested her other kids and she failed for every one of them as well. Took them years to finally put it together with her litany of other health problems. Last I read up on the subject it was theorized to have some relation to an absorbed fraternal twin. She takes the same drugs people who get organ transplants are on.

edit :: she passes paternity tests if the sample is taken from some tissues, but fails if it's a mouth swab or blood test. The last theory I read was that essentially they are 2 people who "fused" in the womb, and instead of coming out dead or conjoined, against all odds they come out functional often totally normal looking. Chimeras also often have "surplus" organs like extra kidneys, leading more credence to the super conjoined twin theory. Given that /u/doct_quinn sounds like she may have some extra sexual organs it further increases the need for her to be tested for Chimerism.

Do you have any "extra" organs? That is another indicator of chimeraism, you wouldn't perhaps have been born with any clefts or odd/misaligned raphes as well? They are often removed or "trimmed" shortly after birth, many people don't even know they ever had them.

Note :: Links are NSFW, raphes are kinda like... uh... seams from when your body was putting itself together in the womb.

There ya go, could be worse!