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Permanenceisall235 karma

I can do a really good Obama impression and I can do that trick where it looks like my index finger is detachable

Edit: alright here ya go, you know maybe it’s not actually good

Permanenceisall206 karma

Can I be in your next film? I’m an actor out in the Bay Area and I love to work. You don’t even have to pay me, I just wanna do it!

Permanenceisall63 karma

I rescind my offer, hire this man!

Permanenceisall33 karma

Your wish is my demand

Permanenceisall23 karma

Petite men’s double extra husky! Thanks!

I’m so excited! I can start Monday I just have to fire my boss