Perite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqQOlYE4EE This is insanely dangerous though, please don't do it!

I now envisage airplanes sucking up a flock of falcons rather than geese.

Your majesty

Upvote for appropriate username

He isn't really getting return on a million though, seeing as a good chunk of it would have been used to pay for his house. At least he has no mortgage outgoings though, so that should work out as a pretty massive saving.