PeptoBismark

I didn't know those acronyms, so here they are :

Trading with the Enemy Act of 1917

And

International Emergency Economic Powers Act

If you do go to a desk job keep in mind that you're not going to need nearly as much food as you're used to. I'm 6'5" and I weighed around 235 when I was a furniture mover.

In my 40s now with 15 years of cubicle work under my increasingly distressed belt, and I still have trouble with the advice I'm giving.

I would have guessed 'Innerspace'