Peoples_Bropublic

The obvious solution is to cook all the things that you can do, but do so in increasingly high states of inebriation.

This is the true curse of your accident. You've lost your memory, but you remember the game.

You're gonna go far, kid.

Yes, he's /u/karmanaut.

How long do you think it'll take before that retarded trend blows over?

This ride has no end. Don't forget, you're here forever!