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Penispumpss84 karma

I will Marry you. You can have a US passport. I am a man though and we will have to live together. This is a legitimate offer. PM me and we can arrange it. Again this is not a joke.

Edit: I can fake love. I have no desire to be intimate at all. Just want to help someone out no stipulations no expectations. Prenup means I can't touch your money. I live right by San Fransisco so gay marriage wouldn't look strange at all. Let me know.

Penispumpss15 karma

Pm me for details. Its just marriage and we can get divorced in a year or something. I really don't care as long as there is a prenup.

Penispumpss13 karma

Plus there are still people out there that do good for no reason at all. I kind of always wanted to be that guy.

Penispumpss11 karma

Im at a crossroads in life I think this would be good for me and make a great addition to my autobiography

Penispumpss8 karma

Dude Im legitimately hurt. I just offered you a lot. Would you rather choose your parents being upset or getting sent back to your country and possibly dying? I'm sure if you explained it to your parents theyd be okay if it saved your life. But its all good dude.