PatrickMorris

How often do people hint that they are looking for a happy ending? What are some if the cheesiest/most embarrassing ways?

I don't think most students had email at the time.

I second this. I trained for 9 months to bicycle across the USA. I got hit by a SUV after 3km the day I started.

Well if you ever read the news at any point in the last three years it should be pretty obvious that best buy is death spiraling.

IAMAsurvivorOfABearAttackBecauseAnEagleJustHappenedToFlyOverThosandsOfFeetAboveAndShitInTheBearsEyeSendingHimRunningInRage