PatriciaMayonnaise

Wait. Actually, I'm kind of confused now...

Hey, if you address a letter to "Santa Claus/South Pole," the USPS will "take care of it" and see that it gets into the "right hands".

Edit: I'm dumb. I meant North Pole.

I know someone who homeschools her kids. They are amazingly smart, very nice and well-rounded children, but there's no denying how... weird they are. I mean, their mom got them involved by signing them up for any extra curricular that suit their fancy, from soccer to art class to ice skating to martial arts, anything they wanted to dip their toes in for a second, expenses aside.

But they're still weird. They just don't know how to interact with people. One will start talking and not finish until she has said what she has to say, regardless of what's going on. Holy shit, the kitchen's on fire? Here's this one over here, "so, I really would recommend reading the prologue because it does contain a lot of crucial information..." Another one will just freeze and give you a blank stare for 30 seconds before leaving the room, staring at the ground if you dare compliment her shoes. True story.

How about let's just assume he's not lying, and if he is, fuck it he can have a handful of comment karma from me for coming up with a cool story.

What sperms?! I thought they were both female? There is quite obviously a big detail I am missing here