PathToExile

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Hiiiohhhhh!

Is it hard to find a home as a cheeseburger?

Spreading them out means minimizing the G's everywhere.

Think about it. If you are laying on your back and elevate your head then it will snap back as you hit the ground (looking at a full-brain concussion and/or probably worse). If you are standing you will collapse and most likely strike your head. If you are doing a handstand...well your head will probably wind up in your rib cage.

The best scenario is to be sprawled out on the floor with your head down.

Well then you need to learn from Streetlamp Le Moose.