Pasty_Swag

Something I've always wondered: can you get an address/gps location without having to speak to the caller? For example, say I call 911 on my cell phone and just put it in my pocket without saying a word; can you find me?

But then how am I supposed to browse reddit when I dump

"So here I was, bro-in' down with my peers, drinking too much and generally being hooligans. Then ol Frank announces (without warning, mind you) this killer raging hardon he just got. So he whips it out and slams it on the table, to raucus applause and even a few gasps by the ladies who were totally there (seems like they'd never seen such raging hardon, though it was commonplace for us vets ^{^} ). Trent took out his trusty box cutter and cut the everliving FUCK out of Frank's raging hardon. The remnants of Frank's raging hardon stared us down, the room now silent with anticipation. We looked at each other, a solemn, knowing nod. We then took turns diving head first into what was on the table before us. Blood. Flesh. Rapture. Few things in life compare to ritualistically consuming friends' penises.

Then we smoked crack and went to bed."

To be fair, as a man who has shot a toilet, it is indeed fun.

Learning these skills in school would have changed my fucking life.