Para-Medicine

Well I'm obviously not OP, but as a paramedic I had a psych patient (for HIPAA purposes we will name him John Doe) John was having a psychiatric episode so his family calls 911. We get to his house and John is in his room rocking back and forth. There is blood/feces smeared all over the wall. It literally was straight out of a horror movie. I called John's name a few times trying to get him to recognize me. Finally he recognized my voice, but only stopped rocking and slowly tilted his head, looked at me then back down. So I figured I finally have his attention, so I walk over closer and say "Alright John, time to go" and without missing a beat in the most demonic sounding voice I've ever heard, responded with "John's not here anymore!"

Needless to say I nope'd the fuck right out of there.

Technically, we don't.

I'm a medic/ff, I just want to know how you feel when we give you shit over the radio for not having enough information on the call.

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After my partner eventually coaxed me back in, (I was saying, hell no I ain't going back in there) he ended up calmy going with us to the hospital.