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If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

They would have to report the item stolen then, probably resulting in their son being thrown in jail. Instead they just buy back the item for more than their son got for it, but keep the police out of it.

The Mastadon/Dethklok show was easily the best metal show I've ever seen.

Dehungrification of the nutritionally challenged.

I hope the Marine security beat the hell out them.