Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That's absolutely adorable. This cynic's heart grew three sizes today.

That's a level of stupid that I didn't even know existed.

I can't. It's in my blood, dude.

Billy Crudup is a good actor, but he's most well known for floating in mid-air, glowing blue and his dick waving in the wind.

I'm sure he regrets not taking the role. Good actor, like I said.

I dunno if I'm wording this properly, but what would you have done if people were stupid and the Turtles never succeeded? What were your career plans back then?

Reading articles about the Turtles, you created them initially as a parody of all the titles out in the comic market at the time, so I'm curious to what you were planning on doing before the Turtles hit it big.