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You mean one of the greatest Americans, and the greatest American action hero, to have lived?

Is that what she said?

Amos: 🎶 He made excuses to cover his lie, But I looked at Strickland and told him: ‘I am that guyyyyyy!’ 🎶

BAM!

Am I supposed to call 911 if I suspect someone of drunken driving? Is that considered enough of an emergency?

The book he’s trying to push on us to buy? Surely it’s for our benefit and not his wallet’s...