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Do you have any single Olympian girlfriends that I can wife-up? I need athletic children

Tell me your funniest joke?

Are pigeons conscious or are they a bunch of drones that fly around eating and having sex?

• Guy claims no power, but is posting on the internet
• Proof is his username scribbled on lined paper
• Includes a link to his Paypal account to "donate"

Seems legit!