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"I've got this mole on my testicle. It's big and brown, and it's getting bigger. I've had it for eight years now. Here, what do you think?"

Man. I wish people would at least keep it IT related. :|

My British buddy worked for the Foreign Office, and he had some stories to do with paying compensation. Or bribes. Always in yanky dollars. Nobody wanted anything else.

He was in [somewhere] and went the wrong way down a one-way street, and a police officer (or "police officer") stopped him. The officer said "You have med a mistek" and my buddy got his papers out. The officer said "No" so he got out his yanky dollars. That did the trick.

Oh i want to see the answer to this! Someone on the British Antiques Roadshow had an item (painting) which had been missing for decades. They gave it 'back' and it went to a museum.

I cut my own hair with scissors (mohican, mullet, short-all-over) and have been doing so for fifteen years (36 now). I'd totally have a Toyota Yaris if i didn't play Magic: The Gathering.

I guess what i'm saying is it depends how your other expenditures are factored in. :P

steady stable income no matter the economy

That's utterly key. I worked a job which was recession-proof. I got two pay rises through England's worst recession a few years back.