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Ownza31 karma

I once went into a Dominoes. It was almost brand new. There was 1 guy working. I had ordered online. My pizza was done. Flies were buzzing around the food prep area. He showed the pizza to me. It looked pretty good. Gave him my card. He said sign here. There was not any pens. I said there's no pens! He said oh. He just stared at me. 10-15s or longer went by. I said whatever, i'll get my own pen. Went to my car. Got my pen. Signed. Gave it back to him. He goes

Nice tip. (0)

I said

Nice pen.

Why doesn't corporate dominoes force their stores to honor discount codes?

Ownza29 karma

Victims don't move around when they are unconcious and bleeding out.

Easy needle prick.

Ownza13 karma

Bumb fuck bly - ish oregon also had "terrorists planning to set up a camp." Circa 2006 or so.

Ownza6 karma

You probably don't dye your lungs though.

Ownza1 karma

Sorry. If your children were abducted from you by their crazy mother when they are sub 5 years old, have been gone for year(s), AND have facial deformities from explosives.

Hit the rest button and make some new kids from a non crazy lady.

The medical and psychological costs alone would be worth.