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Ottertude154 karma2014-01-17 17:19:19 UTC
Sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but the holy foreskin ascended when Jesus did, then became the rings of Saturn. All others are forgeries
http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/post/7489780082/the-rings-of-saturn-are-the-holy-foreskin-of
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Ottertude101 karma2013-08-26 14:43:13 UTC
Close your eyes and think of England!
Ottertude23 karma2014-01-17 18:25:26 UTC
Yeah, this theory really does come from left field :)
Ottertude154 karma
Sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but the holy foreskin ascended when Jesus did, then became the rings of Saturn. All others are forgeries
http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/post/7489780082/the-rings-of-saturn-are-the-holy-foreskin-of
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