Osarion62

All the time, but I'll tell you what a wise old Doorman once told me: if she's the type of girl who'll do all of that just to be let into a bar, you don't want to shake her hand, let alone let her near your cock.

It's a funny saying, a little too much with the virgin/whore dichotomy for my inner feminist, but funny all the same.

We come from all walks of life my friend. Just cause I'm a big guy who needs to pay his bills doesn't mean I can't be a feminist.

Hell, some of the shit I've seen men do with both female customers and my female staff have enforced my feminist beliefs.

Edit: thank you for the gold friends

Edit: There have been many people commenting on this answer in this thread and it seems to be one of the most popular as well as one of the most controversial, let me stress again that if you didn't read it in the bio originally I DO NOT LIVE OR WORK WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. There has been great discussion and a lot of people referencing laws/practices in their state and asking me about my opinion, all of which I cannot comment on, as it is not the case where I live and work

Original answer: Put it in my pocket and wait for one of the small groups of police who roam around town on a Friday/Saturday night.

Not sure what the law is like around the world but as someone who was technically a potential victim of fraud we are allowed, as citizens, to seize the ID as evidence so long as we hand it over to the police ASAP, but people kicking up a fuss about the law is never normally an issue. It might turn into an argument but not a lot of people are going to report you to the police for stealing their brother's ID when they were trying to use it illegally.

Yes actually, as much as I don't like to enfore stereotypes this one is pretty widely held, but i've been surprised by many people of all races looking far younger than they really are.

The most notable was when I thought a guy must have been around 23-24 so I asked for ID (we are told <25 and you should ask for ID just incase) and he was 41. Apparently he gets it all the time.

Sure! We actually have a guy who is 60+ years old, retired and likes to come into the nightclubs at night and dance, do shots and have an all round great time. He says just cause he's retired doesn't mean he has to sit at home and do nothing, he has free time, he has the money and he says likes clubbing because it makes him feel young again. He has a lot of lewd old stories and tales from his youth in the 60's and 70's which you wouldn't expect from such a sweet looking old guy.

Needless to say he's very popular and we love having him! :)