OriginalSin22

As a fat girl, I approve this message.

Edit: I just got off work and found that this is by far my most upvoted comment ever. Thanks for the self esteem boost, Reddit. :)

Hahahaha. Well, I think we have ourselves a situation.

Gilbert, I've always wanted to know what your eyes looked like. I like to imagine that they glow bright purple and that you always keep them shut to protect us.

Are you going to keep Mikey all to yourself? I want to see you set him up on a date!

Just saving those girls was enough. Let him take the easy way out in shame.