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OptimusSublime34 karma

Have you thought about adding a second butt to your butt? So you can pound it in your butt with your own butt’s butt? I’m getting all hot and bothered (and more than a little tingly) just thinking about it.

OptimusSublime31 karma

2 tablespoons of oregano-oh-oh-oh-Ohhhhhh! Annnnd I’m spent.

OptimusSublime12 karma

That’s only really 6 round trip flights from nyc to sfo.

OptimusSublime7 karma

What does your annual costume budget look like?

OptimusSublime2 karma

Were crew members attempting to stop people from taking the bathrobes and/or defacing them at all at any point during the ordeal?