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OptimusSublime80 karma

At the risk of sounding like one of your subjects (I'm an engineer, not a medical professional fyi), how easy is it to be in the medical field and carry out these acts without getting caught?

OptimusSublime34 karma

Have you thought about adding a second butt to your butt? So you can pound it in your butt with your own butt’s butt? I’m getting all hot and bothered (and more than a little tingly) just thinking about it.

OptimusSublime31 karma

2 tablespoons of oregano-oh-oh-oh-Ohhhhhh! Annnnd I’m spent.

OptimusSublime12 karma

That’s only really 6 round trip flights from nyc to sfo.

OptimusSublime10 karma

Will you consider writing a sequel to police cops?