OpTOMetrist1

Without meaning to brag, my passwords contain symbols, numbers AND capital letters.

That's pretty darn secure

What is that one thing that always turns you on?

My local Chinese take out place puts a guy that can barely speak English on the phone but a fluent guy delivers the food, can you explain the thinking behind this?

Makes sense. I get the delivery driver needing to be local, that's logical. The guy at my local has such a hard time taking every order I end up feeling sorry for him, and wonder if someone else could do a better job.

You should've really milked it and made him feel really shitty about breaking your favourite cube in the whole world.