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OpTOMetrist15700 karma

Without meaning to brag, my passwords contain symbols, numbers AND capital letters.

That's pretty darn secure

OpTOMetrist12014 karma

What is that one thing that always turns you on?

OpTOMetrist1502 karma

My local Chinese take out place puts a guy that can barely speak English on the phone but a fluent guy delivers the food, can you explain the thinking behind this?

OpTOMetrist115 karma

Makes sense. I get the delivery driver needing to be local, that's logical. The guy at my local has such a hard time taking every order I end up feeling sorry for him, and wonder if someone else could do a better job.

OpTOMetrist18 karma

You should've really milked it and made him feel really shitty about breaking your favourite cube in the whole world.