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Who is this and how did you get access to my personal details?

Not on TripAdvisor, but just with some of them trying to book again.

I actually had some weird shit I didn't include in the film/article. Like, when we were at #1, somebody actually left a 1* review on the grounds that they'd been and it was a bag of shite. Well, that obviously isn't true, as we never served a dish. I rang TripAdvisor and they removed the review on the grounds it was fake, ha. I have a video of all this. Loads of other stuff too

I've thought about it. But I need somebody to play my dead carcass... Are you a dish-faced pasty guy with blonde hair and nothing better to do? If so, hmu

It took ages to find a path (see above/I'm still working on it) but I've always done strange things for no good reason. The most common question I was asked as a child was 'Why have you spent so much time on this?'... Or just 'Why?' and the answer was always 'Because it's funny'.

The other day I did an interview for my book on Canal Plus (which is sort of like the french CNN or BBC). They wanted me to do it at 9am GMT, but I was in New York at the time, so it was 4am. Instead of rearranging it like a real human, I accepted the appointment and headed out to a printers late at night, getting a gigantic HD image of the Shed printed out. I pinned it up on the wall of my AirBNB, put plants either side of it, and conducted the interview stood in front of it. They thought I was in London. I look fucking insane: https://twitter.com/bonsoir/status/1074016042500919297