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Onlyhereforthelaughs1040 karma

That's when I open the task manager and shut down that process. Hold the pillow over it's face.

Sleeeeeeeep... No tears now.

Onlyhereforthelaughs993 karma

Is this a kissing AMA?

Onlyhereforthelaughs75 karma

6-8 didya say?!

Onlyhereforthelaughs60 karma

If she's lucky like OP and lives that long.

Onlyhereforthelaughs35 karma

Did you have any part in inventing the knife-wrench?

Also, do you have anyone you like to torment?