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OnlySeesLastSentence14 karma

For me it was day three of the toilet paper wars. The first two was the usual "WHY THE HELL IS IT SO PACKED, YOU NEED TO CALL A MANAGER AND GET ME A REGISTER OPENED. RIDICULOUS, I'M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN." and "HOW THE HELL ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER? HOW DO "RUN OUT" OF TOILET PAPER? THIS IS A SUPERMARKET, YOU DONT "RUUUNNN OUUUT" OF ESSENTIALS"

Day three was "thank you for being open. Say... You guys are also out of toilet paper I'm guessing?"

OnlySeesLastSentence10 karma

Skip 9-11

Too bad bin laden didn't get the memo

OnlySeesLastSentence3 karma

Typical customer here, I love it.

"What more do you think you should be doing?"

i.e. "you're not doing good enough. Think about what you're doing wrong. Peasant."

OnlySeesLastSentence3 karma

it's got Jennifer Lawrence so terrible movie

To think five years ago that would have been blasphemy here

OnlySeesLastSentence3 karma

Damn, I would have laughed with schadenfreude if they had tried to stick with cash only.