OnionEditors

Let's cut the shit: Buy our new book. www.theonion.com/encyclopedia

The Onion does not have bylines because we do not believe in the principle of "individual recognition," nor do we believe our employees should be treated as "individuals," in the common definition of that term. They exist only as cogs in the greater machinery of our multinational media conglomerate. -WT

Nice of you to finally show up

I'm going to spend my points at the Reddit Bargain Barn.

No, we should. -CN