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What was the most awkward situation you got into while working there? Did any of the customers with uncontrollable, raging boners forget it was a shop for buying material and offer you money to finish them off?

Diese Idee mag ich auch

You should have gone for donttouchmyfuckingco and had us guess what the co stands for.

Coworker, cow, computer... The mystery would be fantastic!

Does it bother you that many people pronounce the 'g' in your name softly as in cage, even though it should be a hard, glottal g (as in got) in Russian? How do you pronounce it yourself?

The Germans actually have the verb musizieren which genuinely means something very close to what can only be described as musicing.

Edit: wtf there is a verb "to music" on Wiktionary.