Old-Man-Henderson

They suckle it for strength

Oi, you got a loicense for that smirk? Looksh loik a fine.

Sell me on your product. Why should I buy from you instead of them?

Ballpark price range?

Will you stand in solidarity for your brothers in arms at /r/waterniggas who were so cruely shut down by the admins?

For those of you not in the know, it was a wholesome community about drinking water instead of soda and that got banned for its name and not its content.