OccasionallyWitty

So...this. Accurate?

Hey, morphine, you're aaaaaaalright.

When does Miss March come out? I'm really excited to see it.

Have you ever thought about just like...reaching out and poking it when nobody's looking? Just so you could check it off the list? What sort of damage to a person are we looking at here if you poke him in the spine?

I can think of one...