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I just wanted to have them.

Fangs for the memories then?

Pick it up as you go along? Eh? Eh? :D Never mind... :(

Would you say that you need extensive training and many hours of practise? Days spent studying the rules and regulations required for the job? Trips to work related seminars to understand the intricacies of collecting rubbish?

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Or would you say you just pick it up as you go along?

custom fitted condoms

This makes it sound like there's some kind of dick tailor involved.