NotYourMothersDildo

People eat more salsa than ketchup per sitting. You can easily eat a cup of salsa with a bowl of chips but could you imagine eating a cup of ketchup?

That is pretty crazy after all that you've eaten, a dried spice did you in.

From the brief description of your skills, it sounds like you could get a job as a remote security engineer. Do you feel stuck in this current role?

It was literally like you never existed on the site or our back end.

To the back-end system you had access to. Based on your responses, you were a CSR and I doubt you had access to the PCI-compliant card database which is what the hacker group said still had customer information in it.

Keep working the social media. You know Dana loves local fighters that know how to self-promote and with that win-streak you could really get on the card.