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Cool.

AOL

Excuse me?

You can put "long pause here" -

Brilliant as always, Victoria.

(example) Weh me n Sharon wuh walkin don thuh stret when we 'eard a lad crassh.

Edit: thanks for the gold! Here's an update with the suggestions.

Weh me n uh Sharon wuh walkin don thuh stret when we 'eard uh a foogin lad crassh. Naow uh I ad ben mudafookin wazeted buh thz tihm n thuh uh avtuhnoon suh I uhlmust sheet me foogin pans (weird laugh). Tuns oot it wuz wun oov thum beeg foogin pyanos folling lok n thuh foogin cahtunz (weird laugh).

Krieger-san.

You should; Karma decay says it hasn't been posted for negative one hour.