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NotVerySmarts626 karma

The real mystery is who stole the comma and the shift button from Wyclef's keyboard.

NotVerySmarts434 karma

I bet she means fingers in butts.

NotVerySmarts153 karma

Why can't you commit to a beard?

NotVerySmarts143 karma

Why are you not answering the top rated question about Marketwatch posting misleading articles about GME? If you come to Reddit and say Ask Me Anything, shouldn't you be prepared to answer?

NotVerySmarts137 karma

I can put my penis around my wrist like a watch, so if you're casting for WatchDick: The Movie, then I'm your man.