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NotVerySmarts626 karma

The real mystery is who stole the comma and the shift button from Wyclef's keyboard.

NotVerySmarts434 karma

I bet she means fingers in butts.

NotVerySmarts153 karma

Why can't you commit to a beard?

NotVerySmarts137 karma

I can put my penis around my wrist like a watch, so if you're casting for WatchDick: The Movie, then I'm your man.

NotVerySmarts124 karma

"My dick is so big that I can get friction on a pickle jar. I guess that makes me a member of the Navy, and a jar head."